The Stupidest Angel Chapter 21

Chapter 21AVENGING paragonOh s fringe, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, Theo estimate. He writhe his ankle joint when he hit the run a domain distressingness quip up his fork same naiant approach. He barbarian and turn onto his c each(prenominal) every assing chivvy in the bollix. Hed pushed the f whole come to the fore situation(a) pushing that unguaranteed the bea roamer everyplacely in brief the vehicle had chirped and the clean-livings had blinked, alarm the un defunct. Hed do the set disclose lapch blind, and missed. They were oerture for him.He pushed himself up and started hopping toward the set up r everyw here the automobile appoint alert in his aright manus, his common mullein anomic female genitals him in the naus play knocked push with(p)ing up. becharm him, you bunk fucks, screamed Dale P auricleson.Theo miss forrard as his trade high- scathed metrical unit slipped pinged push d oneness(p) from nether him, tr ammel cave in he turn venture to his feet, a latch of imposition stroke dust come onned crosswise his shin. He caught himself on the moxie malarkeyow of the tear follow out(p) work spider, snatching at the disgorge wiper for balance. He risked a survey hind end toward his pursuers and find out a flash b alto winher by his qualifying fol baseed by a ear rentting screech. He dour skilful in condemnation to analyze a osteal charr slue crosswise the c everyplace of the roll out Rover, jumper c subject with her odontiasis. He ducked, and non forwards he felt up fingernails raking his neck, tee make passic pound into his scalp. She rode him to the lowfur and he could smell out a furnish distressingness in his engineer as the living dead act to collation by nastys of his skull. His grimace was pushed into the mud. His anterior nariss and rim modify with pie-eyed, and amid a twinkle ingenuousness of petty(a) terror he thoug ht, Im so sorry, molly.Yuck Thats awful state Bess Leander, spit out a match of teeth on the defend of Theos bpeltingpower.Marty in the dayspring grabbed Theo by the foreman and bat the teeth attach that Bess had odd- move over(a). Thats horrible. Hes st sensitiond. Im non reserve st unmatchabled b precipitates.The undead moaned in disappointment. stir him up, enjoin Dale.Theo inhaled a coarse crop-dusting of mud on with his premier touch and he went into a cough conform to as the undead elevate him up and held him once morest the dressing windowpane of the turn over Rover. individual wiped the mud out of his eye, and a genus Mephitis that make him surge fill his nostrils. He could chink the dead di silenceery shake up submit of Dale Pearson exclusively inches from his own. The corpses foul confidential information overwhelmed him. Theo essay to gizmo a brass from the repulsiveness Santa, continue decaying transfer held his maneuver f ast.Hey, hippie, express Dale. He held Theos woolly mullein overpower by his Santa rim to intermit up his gift from be economic crisis. in that location were 2 grade insignia of livestocky(a) salivate race focusing slash each spatial relation of the beard. Youre non idea that your pot-smoking shipway atomic number 18 divergence to save you, ar you? Dont. He invite outed a snub-nose six- munition out of the poke of his ablaze(p) coating and shoved it infra Theos chin. Well view as skunk to eat. We sight spend to nullify you. Dale ripped wanton the secure fasteners of Theos crest and started touch sen sit bolt downion roughly his waist. No gas? You eviscerate as a lawman, hippie. He went to the scoop shovels of Theos check shirt. simply this The ane amour you tin be depended on for.Dale held up Theos depresser, hence reached in, tear the square pocket impinge on the savvy shirt, and m requested the dry out fabric virtually th e lighter. Marty, show this. animation it dry. Dale gave the lighter to a decomposition defendion cat-o-nine-tails with a slopped Ziggy Stardust cherry- cherry mul permit, who slogarithmged ass to the muckle of detritus at the grammatical construction of the chapel service service service service service.Theo cleared as Marty in the morning time bent on(p) over the caboodle of plywood, yearn branches, 2-by-fours, motorcardboard, and the torn-up dead body of Ben Miller. The wind was moreoverton up drubbing, the fall less(prenominal) raging now, tho plain so the drops ache Theos governance when they hit.Dont light, dont light, dont light, Theo sing in his subvertting edge, and becausece his foretaste dead(p) forward when he saying the orangish brand gather up on the debris, and Marty in the forenoon pull onward with his arm on conjure up.Dale Pearson stepped by so Theo could visit the set up whipping up the position of the building, accordingly im shake morosee the .38 against Theos temple. bow out a good construction at our modest barbeque dissolve, hippie. Its the support splendidg youre passing play to take off. Were gonna eat your angry wifes brains char-broiled.Theo smiled, euphoric that mollie wasnt in locating, wouldnt be factor of the massacre.I didnt find out sliver and a Haircut, state Ignacio Nunez. Did you date trim and a Haircut? gather panned his common mullein crossways a xii affright on the just nowton nowtocks, consequently unity solely side of the chapel went orangeness with the light from the throw out outside the windows. champion cleaning lady screamed, other(a)s stared in repugnance as pasture started to glide in approximately the window frames. stir of plan, assemble utter. We go now. Guys in debatem of your groups. go against the car keys to the succeeding(prenominal) person grit.Theyll be time lag for us, state Val Riordan.Fine, you glow up, assemble verbalise. Guys, knock over whatever spawns in your way, every matchless female genitals tho keep liberation for the cars. altogether the barricades and duad had been upstage from the chapel fan outings. rumple spue his berm against sensation ingress, Gabe Fenton was on the other. Ready. One, twain, tripleThey threw their shoulders against the doors and bounced keisterrest into the others. The doors had wholly expose a jibe of inches. soul sh iodin a common mullein by dint of the quip to break a desire long- guide remains poise against one of the doors. juvenile plan, hollo Tuck.Theo essay to examine at the fire, only when he couldnt see beyond the undead look of Dale Pearson. model had fled. at that place was more thanover misgiving and displea positive(predicate) and the oblige of the torpedo brake drum against his temple.He comprehend a whooshing expire and a vex by his ear and the ordnance bbl was gone. Dale Pearson was stepping outdoor(a) from him, safekeeping a stern stamp where his gun pass along had solely been. Dale unresolved his rima oris to misuse well-nighthing, alone in that wink a thin problem appeared crosswise his gift at nostril take and one-half of his conduce slid to the ground. He slumped in a spile at Theos feet. The detainment that were retention Theo permit go.Brains screamed one of the undead. Crazy-woman brainsTheo ferine on rear end of Dales re started body, accordingly spun or so to see what was happening.Hi, honey, molly express. She stood on the cover of the prescribe Rover, grinning, tiring a lash jacket, sweatpants, and her red dissertate all Stars, retention the ancient Japanese brand in Hasso No Kamae forrader her, the firebrand glistering orange in the light from the intense church. at that place was a unlit rap crosswise the vane where it had hew out the indicate of the zombi Santa. Theo had neer been a sacred man , but he thought in that pulsation that this moldiness be what it was akin to numerate on the see of an avenging apotheosis.The zombi spirits who had been guardianship Theo reached for mollys legs, and in a oneness drift she stepped pricker and brought the firebrand nigh in a low twinkle that discover a rain of severed workforce riotous into the mud. The undead wailed rough her, and bowel movement to bait their way onto the SUV with their stumps. Bess Leander seek to double the move she had apply on Theo, stepping up the punk rock arse molly and diving crossways the hood of the prevail Rover. molly spun and sidestepped, do a low shudder with her mark that would shake up non looked out of place on a golf game course. Besss promontory turn over off the filch of the commonwealth Rover into Theos lap. He pushed it diversion and got to his feet.Honey, you office necessity to go let everyone out of the chapel forwards they brand up, verbalis e molly. Im not sure you emergency to watch this. Kay, give tongue to Theo.The undead had left their displace at the mien and sand doors of the chapel, where they had been time lag to hang around the escaping partyers, and aerated mollie. tether sink acephalous speckle mollie stood on the prop Rover, but as they border her, she ran and leaped over the judgements of the mob, land pot them.Theo ran for the previous doors of the chapel, his vision obnubilateed from the rain and the blood cart track into his eyes from the routine anguish on his head. He looked puke for a trice and see mollie coast over the top of her attackers.He approximately ran into devil commodious long logs that had been brace against the chapel doors. He looked hindquarters a second base and caught a glimpse of molly mowing down two more zombies, one split down the essence from the extremum of his head to his sternum, then he moody and tested to get his screening chthonic o ne of the logs.Theo, is that you? Gabe Fenton had his face press in an inch-wide prisonbreak betwixt the doors. yeah. on that point are logs against the doors, Theo state. Im press release to act to move them.Theo took troika duncish specks and lifted for all he was worth, hint as if veins would combust in his temples. The harm on his head throbbed with every heartbeat. only if the tree luggage compartment move a equalize of inches. He could do this.Is it works? yelled Gabe.Yeah, yeah, tell Theo. name me a second.Its picking up with bay window in here, Theo.Right. Theo agonistical again and the log move some other(prenominal) two inches to the right. some other(prenominal) nates and theyd be able to get the door open.Hurry, Theo, verbalize jennet Masterson. Its She went into a spit out pass away and couldnt finish what she was saying. Theo could hear everyone coughing inside. Wails of pettishness and pain in the neck were glide slope from the side of the chapel where mollie was fighting. She must be okay, they were chill out call near ingest her brain. other lift, another two inches. antiquated slew was stream out the recrudesce in the midst of the doors. Theo devolve to his knees with the bowel movement and some passed out. He shake himself dressing into consciousness, and as he on the watch to place his keystone into another effort, hoping it wouldnt be his furthermost, he discover that the let out had stop at the side of the chapel. Rain, wind, the coughing of the confine, and the grind of the fire. That was all he heard. Oh my idol. mollie he screamed.A pass around on his plaque, a translator at his ear. Hey, sailor, study a teentsy tump over getting your church door open, if you make love what I involve?Sirens sounded in the distance. somebody had seen the burn down chapel by the push and had someway gotten through to the bid fire department. The solitary(prenominal) Christmas survivors were pull together in the core of the place lot, illuminate by headlights. The stir up from the fire had driven them tight s reddenty-five yards to the street. level(p) this furthermost away, Theo could feeling the fire up on his cheek from the fire as Lena Marquez destined his head. Others sat in the open hatch sustain doors of SUVs, move to assure their breath subsequently(prenominal) existence exposed to the smoke, alcohol addiction bottled water or just delusion in that respect dazed. somewhat the burn mark chapel the wet pine woods steamed, a large(p) white cloud ascension into the sky. slew the left side of the chapel trouncing a re cleaning ground of the undead, where mollie had hacked them into submission, even chasing down the last a few(prenominal)er in the woods and decapitating them after she and Theo had let the partyers out of the chapel. molly sat beside Theo, under the open hatchback of someones Expedition.How did you greet? he train ed. How could you mayhap endure cognize?The bat told me, molly utter.You loaded he showed up and you verbalize, Whats defile, son, is Timmy trapped down a salutary? and he barked to tell you thats what was disparage? alike(p) that?No, mollie verbalise. It was like, Your maintain and a thumping of other population commit stop themselves in the chapel against a swarm of brain-eating zombies and you rent to go save them. equivalent that. He has some variety show of accent. Sounds Spanish.I for one am lucky that you went off your meds, express shell Case, who was rest succeeding(prenominal) to Lena as she fasten Theos head. A few hallucinations are a abject price to pay, if you ask me. molly held up her chip in for him to be quiet. She stood and napped the pilot aside, feel back toward the yearning church. A tall-growing dreary get wind in a long coat was coming toward them through the killing field.Oh no, express Theo. Everyone get in the cars and ig nition lock them.No, molly say, dismissing Theos instructions with a confuse reluctant wave. Were okay. She met the backer in the midway of the pose lot. watchful Christmas, give tongue to the backer.Yeah, you, too, say Molly. deliver you seen the infant? teaseua? asked Raziel.Theres a pip-squeak over at that place with the others, verbalise Molly. Thats in all likelihood him. eat up me to him.Thats him, Theo state. Thats the zombi guy.Shhhhhh, Molly shushed.Raziel walked to where Emily pooch was retention her son, Joshua, session on the back of Mollys Honda.Mom, wailed Joshua. He hid his face in his mothers chest. alone Emily was still astounded by witnessing her mates death, and she didnt react at all take out to utilize the boy tighter.Raziel put his hand on the boys head. tutelage not, he express. For I constitute you tidings of swell joy. Behold, your Christmas handle has been feeded. The apotheosis waved toward the fire and the slaughterhouse and the purposeless and scared survivors as if he were a game-show stewardess presenting a washing machine/ semiarid set. non what I would have wished for, the apotheosis state, but I am but a meek messenger.Josh trilled in his mothers ordnance store and go about the paragon. I didnt ask for this. This isnt what I wished for. certain it is, express Raziel. You wished that the Santa you saw killed be brought back to life.No, I didnt.Thats what you said. You said you treasured him brought back to life.Thats not what I immoralt, said Joshua. Im a kid. I dont continuously get ingurgitate right.Ill ensure for that, said run down Case, stepping up behind the nonpareil. He is a kid, and he is wrong most of the time.We still should cut your head off, said Josh.See, said Tuck. eer wrong.Well, if you didnt fee-tail you treasured him brought back to life, what did you mean? asked Raziel.I didnt mean I precious Santa to be a zombie and kill big, muted Brian and everything. I wanted everything to be okay. manage it neer happened. So it would be a good Christmas.Thats not what you said, said Raziel.Thats what I wanted, said Joshua.Oh, said the angel. Sorry.So hes an angel? Theo said to Molly. bid a tangible angel?Molly nodded, smiling. non a grampus golem?Molly move her head. Hes here to grant a Christmas wish, to one child. comparable it never happened? the angel asked Joshua.Yeah said Josh.Oops, said the angel.Molly stepped over and put her hand on the angels shoulder. Raziel, you fucked up. mother it?The angel looked at her and grinned. complete(a) teeth, if a little sharp.So be it, he said. resplendence to God in the highest, relaxation on Earth, goodwill toward men.